Oscar categories we'd like to see

1. Best horror movie featuring a dead girl with long black hair
2. Best asian movie with moody people who don't talk very much
3. Best example of plastic surgery in an actor or actress
4. Best movie made mainly to sell merchandise
5. Best Pairing of a young chio actress with some old fart actor
6. Best pak tor movie
7. Best DVD copy of a movie made by a pirate in an illegal role
8. The Yangtze cinema chee ko pek's audience choice award